WOOD AND I

Tiggz and Penfold will confirm that wood and I just don’t get on.

I spent yesterday trying to cut down a door to fit the main bedroom and fairly early on in the proceedings I managed to ruin it completely.

I can quite understand why Jesus decided on a career change.

I broke the news to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, who unsurprisingly didn’t look surprised. Oh well, I’ll have to go and buy another one, I suppose, and have another go.

If anyone wants to know why the rain forests are disappearing at such a rate, they are perfectly welcome to blame me ……….

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(Be positive, Peabrain……. if we ever get a cat, we’ve already got a designer cat flap.)

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