Daddy Papersurfer

I have come up with a brilliant and effective solution to stop  people worrying about all those silly, unimportant things.

On a particularly fretful day last week, I decided to run around the carpark outside Morrisons the supermarket, wearing nothing more than a smile and a hat. It was very freeing but the worries about my up-coming exhibition (part of the Coastal Currents Arts Festival 2015) continued.

When I was arrested the silly worries started to retreat but didn’t go completely.

The best and most effective solution occurred when I was shoved into the holding cell to be greeted by a very large, shaven headed and tattooed chap in need of a wash with the words “Hello, my name is Bubbles.”

My imagined problems shrank immediately … as did a few other things.