Tag Archives: wood

THE ANGLE OF THE SOUTH

If you happen to be wandering down a public footpath that leads nowhere and that teeters on the edge of a cliff somewhere within sight of France and Dungeness Power Station and just out of sight of an official nudist beach, you might spy this … There’s even an incisive and concise explanation … This […]

WOOD AND I

Tiggz and Penfold will confirm that wood and I just don’t get on. I spent yesterday trying to cut down a door to fit the main bedroom and fairly early on in the proceedings I managed to ruin it completely. I can quite understand why Jesus decided on a career change. I broke the news […]

MY MENTAL STATE

. For those of you worried about my disturbed mental state, I am pleased to announce that I have found the solution.  (Trust me, there is no solution to that. Lo, TG Ed) Yesterday I found myself ranting at some wire that would not go exactly where I wanted it to go and then, just […]

NON-BLOG

. I returned from work at the Cliff Top Residence today accompanied by Penfold, who has been holding the ends of bits of wood for me and offering a LOT of advice, and realised I had nothing to blog about. . . Penfold, offering yet more advice, said, “If you’ve got nothing to blog about  […]