As you can see I’ve been cutting the hedges at the Cliff Top Residence. This is real altfact photo of the garden. I decided to have a shower afterwards as I was covered in clippings. “Oh, how did that get there?†and “And there!?! It’s not possible.†and “Nobody will believe that.†Finally I […]
February 15, 2011 – 6:00 am
I’ve been working hard to create a lovely area in a corner of the garden especially for goddesses to enjoy: soft pastel colours, sweet scents and a feeling of tranquillity. I wanted to share it with the village, and so I put an advertisement in the local Parish magazine in the form of a poem, […]
August 24, 2010 – 6:00 am
Chapter 1 “I’m going to cut the hedges!†I announced as I leapt out of bed. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess feigned indifference and continued dusting her photograph of David Essex. I showered immediately with only a twinge of regret that I’d forgotten to take off my pyjamas – they needed washing anyway. I […]
The Cliff Top Residence SE England England Dear Neighbourhood I would like to make a suggestion and, if necessary, form a committee, concerning the use of lawn mowers, strimmers, hedge cutters and chainsaws, particularly early in the morning on weekends and Bank Holidays. My suggestion is that no mechanical or electrical devices are used before […]