Dear Your Majesty A certain Mr David Wellman, a vague acquaintance and certainly not a friend, has created this travesty to celebrate your shiny diamondness Ma’am. I would humbly ask your royal personage to take careful note of his bunting [excuse my French] which includes long johns and kernickers. To make matters worserer his house […]
Opening scene [DP on the sofa. Enter Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, stage right.] TG – Don’t forget that the Queen has offered you a Knighthood DP. DP – The hood of a Knight? Excellent – it’s getting a tad chilly, tee hee. No, I haven’t forgotten. [The TG exits, stage left. DP continues […]
The Queen likes to get value From all of her knicks and her knacks So she uses her crown Turned upside down To feed the corgis their snacks. (Off with his head. The [Red] Queen/Lo,TG Ed) Matches Have Talent . (I’d like to see him doing that the other way up. Giggle. Lo,TG Ed)
