Tag Archives: teeth

TISSUES AND OTHER ISSUES

Picture of my tissue. The Daddy Papersurfer household is very green. To this end we use and re-use tissues until they become like lace. Over the years Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, has queried my habit of carefully examining what has left my body via my nose. Yesterday my diligence paid off handsomely. Our […]

DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR A COMPANION

I was standing in Charing Cross station when a beautiful young goddess ran in front of me towing a wheelbarrow full of candyfloss. With the agile mind of a teenager I removed my teeth and threw them in her direction to get her attention. She halted, the wheelbarrow crashed into her legs, rose in the […]

I INTERRUPT THIS TRANSMISSION…

….. while my tooth decides whether it’s got an abscess or not. I’ve had them before and I could have one – or possibly sinusitis – a tad tricky to tell at the moment. Please leave grapes, flowers and soggy gingernuts – thank you. . Match of the Day .

IS LONDON SCARY?

Next week, probably on Tuesday, I’m meeting the SEO* and the RBASF* of Fuelmyblog, the only social networking site that has any meaning at all, in the city of London …….. England. I’ve been making a ‘to do’ list. 1. Locate and dust teeth. 2. Find some clean undercrackers [in case I have an accident […]