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SUNSHINE CAME SOFTLY …….. …….. through my window today ….. and ….. …… made some really pretty patterns shining through a crystal handled seal that we acquired a long time ago. There has been so much sun around recently I even got my legs out. They started off looking like a couple of cod fillets […]


I strode manfully towards the back door, having ploughed the back 40, [well, if the truth be told I’d just laid the bricks for the shed to sit on], my honed and toned torso glistening with sweat. (??? Splutter. ‘Scuse me, I’ve just choked on my editorial cup of black coffee. Lo,TG Ed) I looked […]