A bottle of this was a very common sight in my mother’s kitchen cupboard when I was knee high to a grasshopper … … along with tins of Spam and corned beef and OXO cubes and stale biscuits and an unopened bottle of Dettol etc. (You’ve forgotten the sweetened condensed milk, Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed) I’ve […]
Let me introduce myself, illustrious Sir or Madam My father, an Algerian, has long fallen off the wagon, But before he died, as his last breath did wheeze, He told me a great secret and hoped that I’d be pleased. He left behind a pile of sand that when I had it dug, Revealed a […]
If anyone is interested in writing a dreadful poem or two and wants to send them to me by email – I’ll publish a little anthology later in the month. I’ll quite understand if there are no takers though. Standards are low, as can be seen from this poem, wot I wrote whilst watching Wimbledon. […]
I thought I’d share some spam with you that arrived the other day …… I found it hilarious. Picture stolen from FMB Talk who probably stole it from somewhere else. . Congratulations you’ve JUST taken your [url=*************[/url] word go click for comely people of those people you hear down that regularly make $100’s and every […]
