This is where the magic happens … (and in the shed of course). 2018 has taken a surprising turn. I haven’t done a shed load of paintings for a very long time and I have never done ‘proper’ paintings using acrylic paint before. Some of these will be available to see (and purchase) at […]
Sunday 7:46 am. The view from my sofa. Sunday 10:45 am. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess announces she’s found me a boat! Sunday 11:23 am. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess shows me the boat. Sunday 11:24 am. I decide to have another glass of brandy. Sunday 18:21 pm. What happened? I tell you, […]
It’s that time of year again. The hedges are full of ripe and moist berries, sagging under the weight of fresh goodness and screaming out fertility. There are hips and haws, fields of cereals waiting to be harvested, the last of the fresh tomatoes from the garden. Mushrooms and toadstools are breaking forth from their […]
…… this is where I’ll be for the next three days …… ……. just to see if this young fella-me-lad is British or Scottish. I doooo like to get value out of the sofa ……. now ………. shussssssh! . Match of the Day .
My life is dictated by chairs Not the worries of global affairs. My need to sit down Is the talk of the town, It is one of my greatest cares. My life is dictated by chairs Those devices to house derrieres. In the garden or house For myself and my spouse There must be loads […]
The power that goddesses wield is based on unpredictable behaviour coupled with great charm – a formula guaranteed to keep even fairly bright peabrains (Hello! Oxymoron! Lo,TG Ed) on their toes. When I say “fairly brightâ€, I mean any peabrain that can work out how to get up unaided from the sofa and can also […]
……. and it’s very important to remember that. I would humbly suggest that everyone has the day off and leaves the Interweave to the kids for the day. .
For some inexplicable reason Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has been Googling things like ‘under’, ‘feet’, ‘get out from’, ‘my’, ‘instant sheds’ and ‘HELP’. I have also noticed that she has designed a sign that reads “Refuge for the Feeble Minded” – it does have a certain ring to it I must say. Zed […]
