Tag Archives: silly poems

Social Distancing

        I’ve found a way to keep people at bay When having a walk, my one-a-day, I will just add that when I gad Cold weather tends to ‘shrink’ a tad.

GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF IDOLATRY

Going shopping and whilst hopping, She spied her own reflection. She checked her bum, oh this is fun. She gazed with much affection. “Avast behind!” broke her peace of mind, She glared in all directions, Then saw the source, oh yes, of course! A pirate of fair complexion. She began to flirt and twirled her […]

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR … AGAIN

46 years of too much bliss Many laughs with hardly a hiss A burning tea bag What a wag Pucker up now for a sloppy kiss Lo, she is a terrible Goddess must be the unluckiest woman on the planet.

AMBROSE le CARTE

He’s easy to follow is Ambrose le Carte Even if foggy or incredibly dark There are noises and smells that give him away A career as a spy would be very risqué It’s the beans he consumes that have these affects And explains why he’s single in many respects That and his hair only attached […]

THE MISTER CLUB

There are loads of Mister Men from Cool to Rude to Strong From Tickle to Forgetful, the list is very long There’s Mister Topsy-Turvy and Uppity and Bump A Quiet and a Greedy, though there’s no Mr Thump And then there’s one more Mister that we really can’t ignore A title lacking gravitas, it’s really […]

A MENAGERIE OF DITTIES

Henry A dragon named Henry was macho all day, But at night with his drag on he was terribly gay. [DP] The Caterpillar I am a caterpillar It really is a farce I climb up into the trees And slide down on my hands and knees. [anon] A Sticky Situation I am a little worm […]