Tag Archives: scanning

THE NINJA SHOPPER – Conclusion

Avid Readers, you will remember I was last seen being frogmarched into the security officer’s lair. I won’t go into the details. Suffice it to say that after a very rigorous search of the bags and an all-embracing search of my person the phantom bottle was not found. The security man scratched his head. “This […]

THE NINJA SHOPPER – PART TWO

Avid Readers, I may have seemed a tad casual as I prepared to tuck away the receipt, however, with the faint echo of the TG’s voice ringing gently in my ear I decided to check to make sure I’d been awarded the 55p rebate due for the gingernut ‘bulk buy’. Yes. No problems, thank goodness. […]

DOGGEREL

There’s nothing worse than comic verse That doesn’t rhyme or scan. Welcome to my world Because it’s something that keeps happening all the time. . (I’m supposed to edit this? Lo,TG Ed) . [Happy New Year for tomorrow everyone …..although quite frankly I don’t hold out much hope myself] [[Due to being nagged popular demand […]