February 16, 2017 – 11:53 am
Here’s a jolly jape when visiting friends. When you use the facilities change how the loo roll is presented and never say anything to anybody ever*. Do this every time you visit like I do. *whoops .
August 26, 2010 – 6:00 am
There are times, and at different ages, When children go through all those stages Of sounding like they’re your begetters, Trying to be the ones who fetter. When they’re young it’s accidental Treating you as though you’re mental But when they hit their middle age They often don the role of ‘sage’ Which I always […]
