Tag Archives: pyjamas

SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Gertrude, my pet llama, has been with me almost as long as I’ve had a blog. [new avid readers might like to put Gertrude in the search engine over on the right – either that or get a life of course]. Anyhoo, I was fossicking in the loft the other day and came across the […]

CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED AT CLIFF TOP RESIDENCE LAST THURSDAY

Chapter 1 “I’m going to cut the hedges!” I announced as I leapt out of bed. Lo, she is a terrible Goddess feigned indifference and continued dusting her photograph of David Essex. I showered immediately with only a twinge of regret that I’d forgotten to take off my pyjamas – they needed washing anyway. I […]

AN ODE TO THE LLAMA IN MY LIFE

Gertrude has been complaining that he has been ignored recently, so to shut him up I have composed an ode with him in mind. *ahem* You want your life filled with drama? Get yourself a hairy llama, But if this goes against your karma, Opt for stripy, comfy, jamas. Since ol’ Gertrude came to me, […]