Tag Archives: Papersurfer

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO GROUTING

At last I’ve got time to write this long awaited post. Many readers have expressed an interest in ……… STOP PRESS !!!! I’ve just heard that Penfold’s book is now available. “I couldn’t put this book down” – Alf Fotheringay, manager of the SupaGlue factory in Grimsby “I’ve bought 100 copies and used them to […]

TOP SHELF BOOK

Poor Grumpy isn’t allowed to read this ……. ……. as it hasn’t been published yet. It is the book that everyone has been waiting for. This is the ideal book for anyone who is, or knows somebody who is suffering from a mid-life crisis. ALL the answers are in here ……. crikey ……. there’s even […]

WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVED

Well it didn’t take Papersurfer long to throw me out of the nest and, quite frankly, I’m more confused than ever. What is the etiquette for the polite blogger? Can I ask Lucy Pepper to pimp my blog with one of her drawings? Can I ask Nursemyra for confidential advice about ingrowing toenails and outgrowing […]