I try to elevate artistic and cultural appreciation in the area of the Cliff Top Residence. I spend hours making a statement that would reflect the number of our house as well as the area we live in. My heart and soul goes into this. And then there was a ring on the bell and […]
I avoid Georgina at number 20, Although she’s a member of the cognoscenti And she’s interesting and likes to rabbit, Conversation’s hampered by her painful habit. Points are made with her walking cane With prods and pokes that all cause pain, And if she’s in the mood ‘irate’ Survival depends on armour plate. So I […]
Our immediate neighbour is Aloe Vera. She is probably over 100 but very lively, apart from a tendency, well chronicled in previous posts, to faint. She receives regular visits from the vicar. I thought this was very caring of the man, until my suspicions were aroused when I accidentally observed the following scene whilst checking […]
I’d better let you know about the rest of the neighbours before they decide to move. There was a bit of an incident last night when Gertrude, my pet llama, escaped. He’s ‘in heat’ at the moment and decided to try his luck with the re-cycling bin outside the Corduroy’s house – the racket was […]
I thought it was time to introduce a few more of the new neighbours. Mr. & Mrs. Golightly, who never had any children, lavish all their love and attention on the garden. Most of the time they live in complete harmony, dead-heading, weeding and trimming, although there was a bit of a kerfuffle the other […]
