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THE DADDY PAPERSURFER MEMORIAL GALLERY

This property is for rent in the Old Town Hastings. The cost? £28000 per annum plus rates and ‘stuff’. I propose that some rich git gifts it to me so I can open a permanent space to show my genius. I guarantee that my work will increase in value as soon as I’ve died. It […]

TREASURE

Being an optimistic sort of chap, I have always believed that, when doing building works, I would find treasure. Some careless Roman centurion must surely have dropped loads of gold coins when in a rush to catch the last post, or perhaps some Celtic warrior’s wife, tired of his constant roaming, pillaging and raping, buried […]