I’m beginning to make plans for when society collapses completely, due to the credit crunch and the state of Parliament, and made the mistake of asking Lo, she is a terrible Goddess whether it’s possible to survive just eating grass. There followed a very long lecture about cows having four stomachs and the difficulty of […]
If you look very carefully at this photograph you can see me cutting the lawn. You can also see that quite a lot of the houses have fallen into the sea …… oh, yes, I lead life on the edge ……….. tee hee .
It’s the time of year when these will be keeling over soon ….. …… and these will be opening and closing their eyes on a daily basis for many months to come ….. …… except the ones that get beheaded with the lawn mower. Still, they don’t seem to mind too much – they always […]
