It’ll soon be December 3rd and as usual the annual Kilt Hoist will be held at Sprouston in sunny Scotland. Of course the rules are well known – 1 point for each buttock exposed and 5 points for a ‘Bagpipe’ – 8 points against you and you’re out. The Sprouston W.I. will be acting as […]
I was walking down the lane last week And spied upon the ground A banana skin just lying there Which I failed to go around. I was mesmerised and couldn’t stop From treading on the skin And proved that tales ‘bout slipping Are true, to my chagrin. I tumbled over and fell in the ditch […]
Anna Phylactic liked to give shocks Wore on one ear a brightly striped sock Her singular hair she dyed a warm pink Rubber plunger on breasticle [think sink]. She plaited her toes and removed all her nails Dressed in a kilt and wore a silk veil And then when she shopped she always used skates […]
