I am more powerful than Dog. Humans are almost completely trained. We’re nearly there! We’ve conquered old ladies and most young ladies. Children are a pushover. Men are proving a bit of a problem although the Gay community is on our side, which is a start. We’ve conquered the Internet. Well done the Lolcats! […]
He’s easy to follow is Ambrose le Carte Even if foggy or incredibly dark There are noises and smells that give him away A career as a spy would be very risqué It’s the beans he consumes that have these affects And explains why he’s single in many respects That and his hair only attached […]
There are loads of Mister Men from Cool to Rude to Strong From Tickle to Forgetful, the list is very long There’s Mister Topsy-Turvy and Uppity and Bump A Quiet and a Greedy, though there’s no Mr Thump And then there’s one more Mister that we really can’t ignore A title lacking gravitas, it’s really […]
When finding the way I follow my nose If it runs so do I It makes sense I suppose But the girl in the piccy uses her head Til the parting of ways When she loses the thread So I think my way’s best, I hope you agree And I don’t need a mirror I’m […]
I miss my childhood doctor. You really felt he’d done a proper job after he’d peered into and probed every orifice, depressed your tongue with a wooden spatula leaving a splinter half way down your throat, and then sent you on your way clutching a bottle of medicine that tasted like a combination of nitric acid […]
I’ve been doing some intense and thorough research into one of the original bloggers and have turned up some interesting entries. ___________________________________________________________________ My wife, after the absence of her terms for seven weeks gave me hopes of her being with child, but on the last day of the year she hath them again … this […]
Tomorrow Lo, she is a terrible Goddess and I are travelling many* miles to experience the deep and meaningful delights of Spamalot. Below is a brief extract I’ve filched from the official website in case you’ve never heard of it. —————————————————————————- Hello. I am an historian. I really am. I have a degree and everything. […]
Stolen from Archie … who no doubt filched it from somebody else. May 2012 follow on from 2011 and so on … Lots of love and gingernuts from DP xxx [Have I survived to see in the New Year? Find out here!]
I think there are a couple of New Year resolutions I need to make.
Obviously ‘Santa’ has to remain secret so in the meantime why not pay this young lady a visit and relive the summer. [Oh dear, my Adventures in Wonderland seem to be going from bad to worserererer!]
