Tag Archives: hearing aids

A DAY IN THE LIFE.

February 19, 2015 – 7:24 pm

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess had an appointment at the hairdressers so I took the opportunity to pop into The Twisted Gusset for my usual half a lager with a sherry chaser. I was greeted by Irene. “Where’s Lo?” “Oh, she’s at the hairdressers.” “They’re very good you know. I had some highlights done […]

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THE WINDMILLS IN YOUR PANTS.

February 26, 2009 – 6:00 am

Ever since Tiggz used this expression in a comment a million years ago my brain has been working on an idea. I have now perfected the “Windmill in your Pants” and it’ll be going on sale shortly. This innovative invention, which fits snugly in your undercrackers, provides just enough electricity to power a hearing aid. […]

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