I would like to ban hair to Room 101. It has an unpredictable mind of it’s own and serves no useful purpose. As the years meander along the hair on your noddle loses the will to live and the energy that it once spent is redirected to all those secret places where hair lurks. The […]
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has just gone to the hairdressers. I’ve got two hours to re-think the various strategies I’ve tried using over 45 years of too much bliss of how to react on her return. I’ve tried giving an honest opinion. I’ve tried giving no opinion. I’ve tried giving someone else’s opinion. […]
When finding the way I follow my nose If it runs so do I It makes sense I suppose But the girl in the piccy uses her head Til the parting of ways When she loses the thread So I think my way’s best, I hope you agree And I don’t need a mirror I’m […]
Tomorrow, Lo, she is a terrible Goddess is going to the hairdressers. She is going to have a cut and some hair colouring. Over the years I have survived new hair cuts [“Good heavens that looks fabulous. I didn’t think it could get any better but WOWâ€] and on other occasions highlighting [“Oh still my […]
I accompanied Lo she is a terrible Goddess to the hairdressers in Surfugal. Thinking about it perhaps I shouldn’t have said to the rather pretty German snipper “I know there isn’t much hope. Do what you can.†My gingernuts were confiscated, my shins looked like spaghetti bolognaise and I don’t know what the opposite of […]
There comes a time when your chest descends And settles on your waist And hair from head starts to disappear With an unseemly haste But patiently wait for a day or two There’s really nowt to fear For up they sprout from nose and ears And knees and chest and rear. And about this time, […]
This a very clever gizmo. It wiggles it’s way down your plug holes and gathers up all the hair and detritus that restricts your flow. Anything that helps with restricted flow has got to be good! You’ll notice however that it’s still in it’s packet. There is a very good reason for this. I put […]
Out of my ears and out from my nose Where it’ll end only heaven knows Growing odd hair is really a farce Fetch me a mirror so I can check on my back. Perhaps I should shave the bits I can reach Oh do stop growing I ask and beseech As I pull and snip […]
The accurate measurement of time has been pursued by humans for ages. There was a time, just before I were a lad, that a cock crowing would have been my wake up call and the sun sinking would have told me to slow down and eventually sleep. The navigation of the oceans was very hit […]
