Tag Archives: Grumpy

THE TEDDY TEAM ….

  …. are still in training.   No one has any idea why or for what.   Go with the flow say I.  

SEXTING

(Warning – the following might offend some people) I was shocked to discover that Grumpy has fallen off the wagon and started sexting again. I’ve decided, after much thought and soul searching, to ‘show and tell’ in the hope that this disgusting and depraved behavior will stop. (Another warning – there’s a picture approaching) (Ok? […]

ANOTHER BRILLIANT PIECE

‘It’s for his own good’ You can make-up your own explanation for why Grumpy finds himself in this position. gabion noun a wirework container filled with rock, broken concrete, or other material, used in the construction of dams, retaining walls, etc. • historical a similar container of wickerwork, filled with earth or stone and used […]

TOP SHELF BOOK

Poor Grumpy isn’t allowed to read this ……. ……. as it hasn’t been published yet. It is the book that everyone has been waiting for. This is the ideal book for anyone who is, or knows somebody who is suffering from a mid-life crisis. ALL the answers are in here ……. crikey ……. there’s even […]

THE MAGIC OF A DVI/HDMI CABLE

As you can see Little Ted, on keyboard, and Grumpy, sitting on a mouse he caught earlier, are enjoying the delights of the computer in ultrabigwidescreen mode…….. …… which reminds me – it’s someone’s birthday today – if only I could remember who – perhaps they know over here – tee hee ……. . (What […]

DON’T PANIC!!!!!!

I want you all to remain calm ……….. …….. but I’m going to be without broadband for FIVE DAYS!!!!!!! British Telecom promised that when we move [tomorrow] that our broadband connection can be moved seamlessly from here to there – apparently this is not going to be the case. Even Lo, she is a terrible […]