Tag Archives: glasses

THE LITTLE PEOPLE

I’ve been making every effort to provide employment for the little people that live in my neck of the woods. This ‘ickle chap is thoroughly enjoying cleaning my glasses, except when I used them to stir my coffee of course. He did get some over-time that day although his glances in my direction were a […]

MURDER AND MAYHEM

I entered the murder scene. There were bodies in every room. The old man sat on the sofa staring into the distance. I made a list: 8 spiders, 3 flies, 4 earwigs, a mouse, a rat and a kitten – all under up-turned glasses. All dead. I spoke to the old man. No response. I […]

SUBTLE SIGNS

One sure sign of summer is when you empty the dishwasher and there are more glasses than mugs ……… ……. either that, or you’ve got a drinking problem …. (This is the sort of post that changes lives, Peabrain. Nice tea-cloth.  Lo.TG Ed) .