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THERE AREN’T …

…. enough words in the world. I’ve never particularly liked the word ‘artist’. It’s too vague. Anything I come up with sounds silly. ‘Artyfactualist’ ‘Romantic Clutterist’ ‘Imaginaryist’ This isn’t a problem at the moment but as soon as a patron steps forward to offer me a permanent space to exhibit my sculptures I will need […]

I’LL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE

I was in the front garden the other day chatting to Mrs OhJay when Aloe Vera appeared from behind the hedge. “Oh, it’s you DP.” “Hello Aloe.” “I see you’ve got your shorts on DP” ………. slight pause ….. “that reminds me, I’ve got to get the chicken out of the freezer” and she scuttled […]