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ROOM 101

I would like to ban hair to Room 101. It has an unpredictable mind of it’s own and serves no useful purpose. As the years meander along the hair on your noddle loses the will to live and the energy that it once spent is redirected to all those secret places where hair lurks. The […]


If I had eyes in the back of my head I’d have to sleep on my front when in bed So perhaps I’ll plump, [Because of my hump] To have them where my ears are instead. . (Learning to open the ones you’ve got would be a start. LoTG Ed)