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SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS

April 27, 2011 – 6:00 am

There comes a time when your chest descends And settles on your waist And hair from head starts to disappear With an unseemly haste But patiently wait for a day or two There’s really nowt to fear For up they sprout from nose and ears And knees and chest and rear. And about this time, […]

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SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP

December 23, 2010 – 6:00 am

There are various things that people don’t tell you about, about getting older. One of these things is, if you shave your ears in a vain attempt to regain control of your increasingly disobedient body, then scratching your ears creates a sound like a bowl of Rice Crispies going into melt down. Prepare yourselves for […]

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