Stone the crows! Vigilance is essential 24/7 just in case Tango or Penfold steps out of line … … or they attempt to go for a walk down to the gorge without them. Getting stoned at the gorge has gone viral with passer-bys constantly adding their artistic efforts. This ever changing landscape now include works […]
A previously unknown type of dog has been added to the new breeds register. The Dormant Camouflage Hound was discovered accidentally when Mr R. Grundlebottom was taking a photograph of the state of the pavements in his home town of Twitching Curtain in rural Wessex. He couldn’t believe his eyes when he developed the film […]
The seat is lifted My position shifted My mind not drifted Ahhhhhhhhh …… Put it away Hip hip hooray Oh no, halfway Bahhhhhhhh! . (A little more concentration would help. Lo,TGEd)
Honestly some people are so unobservant and thoughtless. I was trying to get to the parsnips in the supermarket the other day and there was some old woman in my way. She seemed to be having trouble differentiating between the parsnips and the carrots and was picking them up and smelling them ….. disgusting. She […]
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess expressed an interest in eating out. I racked my brains, a short and very unsatisfactory process. (- – – – – – . Avid Readers are jnvited to fill in the gaps Lo,TG Ed) I didn’t fancy The Imodium, and I’d driven by Offa’s Dyke the day before and […]
….. so to cheer myself up I thought I’d have a look at some piccies from our last stay in Surfugal. These olive pots are HUGE …. over 6 feet tall. They were on display outside a shop selling ceramics. This life sized goddess was across the yard from her gentleman friend. He wanted to […]
I’m not bald yet. If I do start to resemble a billiard ball I’m going to have to consider getting a ‘syrup’ [Cockney rhyming slang ‘ syrup of figs – wig]. I might go for the ‘poodle’ look ………. (I can’t make up my mind. Is that revolting, or amazing? Or both? Lo,TG Ed) .
