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A MAN OF LETTERS – Day 18

June 6, 2012 – 6:00 am

The Cliff Top Residence SE England England Dear Vicar, Members of the Women’s Institute, Village Hall Committee and other Villagers, I feel that I should offer some explanation concerning my appearance at the festivities to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee. I did think it was slightly strange when I arrived in my birthday suit that no-one […]

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THE DIAMOND JUBILEE

June 3, 2012 – 8:53 am

Dear Your Majesty A certain Mr David Wellman, a vague acquaintance and certainly not a friend, has created this travesty to celebrate your shiny diamondness Ma’am. I would humbly ask your royal personage to take careful note of his bunting [excuse my French] which includes long johns and kernickers. To make matters worserer his house […]

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