Tag Archives: cupboards

CUPBOARD LOVE

There is a cupboard in the bathroom I should have built 3 years ago … or rather there isn’t. Yesterday Lo, she is a terrible Goddess decided to take matters into her own hands. She bundled me out of the front door and shackled me to the roof rack and drove to the nearest DIY […]

HELL HATH NO FURY ……..

……. like a woman sconed. Part of the adoration rites I had to learn when Lo, she is a terrible Goddess deigned to marry me, was the baking of fresh scones for her delight and delectation. I prepared some the other day and smothered them in home-made strawberry jam and cream. As I presented them […]