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BERNARD THE BULL

May 17, 2010 – 6:00 am

Bernard the bull was terribly gay He loved to swim and he loved to play. A ring of yellow It made him bellow, A handsome fellow I have to say. He wore blue trunks when he swam in the sea Splashing near bathers with obvious glee And then on the sand Looking frightfully grand He […]

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THE PANINI IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWARD

May 24, 2009 – 6:00 am

I’m beginning to make plans for when society collapses completely, due to the credit crunch and the state of Parliament, and made the mistake of asking Lo, she is a terrible Goddess whether it’s possible to survive just eating grass. There followed a very long lecture about cows having four stomachs and the difficulty of […]

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