I am more powerful than Dog. Humans are almost completely trained. We’re nearly there! We’ve conquered old ladies and most young ladies. Children are a pushover. Men are proving a bit of a problem although the Gay community is on our side, which is a start. We’ve conquered the Internet. Well done the Lolcats! […]
Stone the crows! Vigilance is essential 24/7 just in case Tango or Penfold steps out of line … … or they attempt to go for a walk down to the gorge without them. Getting stoned at the gorge has gone viral with passer-bys constantly adding their artistic efforts. This ever changing landscape now include works […]
Fifitrixibelle ushered us in and immediately began talking to Lo, she is a terrible Goddess in hushed whispers. They kept glancing at me. “Why don’t you go down the garden and get some fresh air, Peabrain? We’ve got a lot to talk about.†I wandered out of the back door feeling quite safe; after all […]
The Cliff Top Residence backs directly onto a designated area of ‘Outstanding Natural Beauty and of Scientific Interest’ which is all very nice of course except that …….. ……. these little critters abound. According to the powers that be, I shouldn’t even touch them as this is the only area in the world that they […]
We introduced some fish to the pond yesterday. “Fishes – this is the pond. Pond – these are the fishes.†Hang on – who’s this? *zooms in on piccy* *flips it* Ah – another interested party that wants an introduction …… ( Isn’t he sitting nicely. I think he’s just checking on the state of […]
How very pleasant to come across some cool cats that retain an old fashioned modesty. There’s a valuable lesson for me here, to help me remember to put my trousers on when I go shopping. Mind you, on my forgetful days, the supermarket always seems to be very empty. .
