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GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

July 1, 2010 – 6:00 am

Gluteus Maximus – a useful chap to have at a cocktail party The top of his bum makes a very good table But not when he’s being farty. So if you send him an invitation don’t be in a great big hurry Check what’s he’s eaten and keep very quiet If he’s eaten baked beans […]

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THE IMPORTANCE OF SITTING DOWN

August 28, 2009 – 6:00 am

My life is dictated by chairs Not the worries of global affairs. My need to sit down Is the talk of the town, It is one of my greatest cares. My life is dictated by chairs Those devices to house derrieres. In the garden or house For myself and my spouse There must be loads […]

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