“So, what we need to live is air, and then some water, and then bread; you know – trying to keep things simple.†Lo, she is a terrible Goddess thought for a moment and then said, “Well, none of that would do you much good if a 10 ton rock fell on your head.†“Aha […]
There has been a debate of Biblical proportions raging over at Archies Archive about bread. It’s been over which colour is superior – brown or white. I fear that the ‘Toaster Wars’ could ensue and the whole world could go up in smoke ……… luckily, I quite like my toast burnt …… .
I’m beginning to make plans for when society collapses completely, due to the credit crunch and the state of Parliament, and made the mistake of asking Lo, she is a terrible Goddess whether it’s possible to survive just eating grass. There followed a very long lecture about cows having four stomachs and the difficulty of […]
