Tag Archives: bottoms

RECURRING NIGHTMARES

I’d rather not talk about it actually. .

SOME VERY GOOD ADVICE ….

……. although you probably won’t take any notice [sometimes I wonder why I bother]. (Nooo, surely not. Lo,TG Ed) There’s nothing like a grumble to really lift your mood, Express yourself out loud, it’s awfully bad to brood “Your skirt is way way way too short, it’s very very rude, Your ideas on elegance are […]

LMAO

I’ve covered up my caption …….. got any ideas of your own? If anyone gets the exact caption to my marvellous, witty and badly drawn cartoon, they’ll win a DP t-shirt!!!!!! Have a lovely weekend – may your bottoms fall off on a regular basis. . Match of the Day .

THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER

I happened to come across this copy of an email sent from the TG’s computer:- Abc – erm – now wotty? I know wotty – How’s yor botty! X Undisclosed recipient/s …… Mmmmmmm …………… . Match of the Day .

STRICTLY DANCING – Day 2

Scotland – The Highland Fling This is the oldest of the traditional dances of Scotland and is a dance of joy performed at the end of a victorious battle. It was danced by male warriors over a small round shield, called a Targe, that the warriors carried into battle. Most Targes had a sharp spike […]

NOT A MOBILE BICYCLE PARK

Earlier in the year I went for a walk in the local park and turning a corner I came across a mass meeting of what I assume was the  ‘Let it all hang out’ Nudist Association. As I was deciding whether cleaning my glasses would be enough or if a trip back to the car […]