I have little interest in politics particularly now that it is dominated by ‘political correctness’ and ‘financial considerations’. Tony Blur never said anything that wasn’t fuzzy, Boredom Brown had the charisma of a freshly painted piece of wood left out to dry and the present incumbents of the highest positions in the British political sphere, […]
Why not try and fit both feet into one wellington boot? Or get dust bunnies to breed? You could experiment in the kitchen – I tried smearing Marmite on gingernuts. Do something creative with tissue paper, string and an old pair of tights or practise singing Silent Night in Latin. There’s so much to do […]
It’s wet and windy – what to do? Mum’s in bed with the flu. I’ve found some cardboard and some glue, Oooo and some ‘tack’ that’s very blue. I’ll make Mum a present – perhaps a witch? My imagination’s starting to itch Although I know there’ll be a hitch; Perhaps a mini-football pitch? I’ll find […]
Phrases have sell by dates. When first used marvellous, but after over use they become extremely irritating. “It ticks all the boxes†“I’ll give it 100%â€, which becomes a screaming issue when people insist that they are going to give something “120%†or “150%†etc etc. “It’s been a journey†particularly when applied to something […]
I was really bored on Saturday ………. ………. please let me know who won …….. thank you . (Oh my Lawd. I hope no-one’s permanently affected by that. Still, when we go to Portugal we can use those bags. Perhaps he should have got the full facial, i.e. beard plus very long, droopy, eyebrows. Lo,TG […]
Not only is the new pond a nice ‘thang’ to sit by and contemplate the various meanings of life, it also provides opportunities for the odd piccy …….. I knew the reflection was there of the sun behind the clouds but the fish rising at that particular moment was just happy happenchance. Prepare yourselves to […]
