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THE DADDY PAPERSURFER ONE MAN SHOW

February 10, 2016 – 9:05 am

“I say I say I say, my dog has no nose. How does he smell? He can’t. What’s brown and sticky? A pile of poo. I think I’m a pair of curtains. Go away, you’re mad. What’s brown, steams and comes out of Cowes? Poo Knock knock! Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady […]

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GROWING PAINS

July 14, 2012 – 3:38 pm

The shed is growing … as, apparently, is my thumb. I don’t remember hitting it. Oh that reminds me, if working with young inexperienced builders, don’t ever say “When I nod my head, hit it with a hammer” referring to a nail that I thought didn’t need specifying. If you want me I’m either in […]

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