Tag Archives: art installations

THE ADORATION

Stonehinge appears to be a developing installation and is now known as the Adoration of Stonehinge. Mainly because Morrisons had plastic eyes on offer – 200 for 50p. Great art does not have to be expensive and the reverse is true as well. I know I know – this doesn’t mean anything ……… or does […]

IT’S IN THE BAG

I’m organised. Everything is ready. Roll on Saturday! [that reminds me – buy some deodorant] Healing Magic Hands made a comment the other day that has made me go bananas and buy the bestest gingernuts in the world … [actually they were on offer… somebody’s God is smiling down on me]. As I’ve often heard […]

EXHIBIT SIX

WELLINGTONIUS MUCHMUNCHA The Wellingtonius Muchmuncha, commonly known as the Ankle Biter, feeds exclusively on wellington boots. This charming and cuddly creature makes an ideal pet if looked after properly. However, as we all know, it must only be fed one wellington boot a day. If overfed he/she grows enormous teeth which can cut through wire […]

EXHIBIT FIVE

Anyone fancy a game of Extreme Pass the Parcel? Kids just have to toughen up and be properly prepared for party games – wire clippers recommended. And yes, there will be a winner!

A DATE FOR YOUR DIARIES

I have been invited to make an arty farty installation in Hastings and I would like to extend an invitation to you avid reader. Notes 1 ‘Sheds Loads of Stuff’ is a working title. I’m deciding whether it works or not. 2 The Jerwood Gallery is a brand spanking new art venue that’s right on […]