Lo, she is a terrible Goddess insists that I let my deodorant dry before I put a shirt on. One lovely warm morning last week I had decided to dry my armpits in the garden: I was wandering around admiring the plants whilst flapping my arms – looking a bit like a vulture that was […]
Our immediate neighbour is Aloe Vera. She is probably over 100 but very lively, apart from a tendency, well chronicled in previous posts, to faint. She receives regular visits from the vicar. I thought this was very caring of the man, until my suspicions were aroused when I accidentally observed the following scene whilst checking […]
Setting – the garden on a glorious summer’s day Props – one sunlounger and a hedge The Players – The terrible Goddess Daddy Papersurfer Aloe Vera Act 1 The TG : “Pull your t-shirt up – you know the mess it makes.†Me : “OK†The TG : “No, NO – further than that!†Me […]
