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A MAN OF LETTERS – Day 18

The Cliff Top Residence SE England England Dear Vicar, Members of the Women’s Institute, Village Hall Committee and other Villagers, I feel that I should offer some explanation concerning my appearance at the festivities to celebrate the Diamond Jubilee. I did think it was slightly strange when I arrived in my birthday suit that no-one […]

FINDING MY FEET

For some reason Lo, she is a terrible Goddess keeps telling me to get out from under her feet. I know for a fact she’s hasn’t trodden on me for several weeks, and my doctor can confirm this if necessary. She suggested that I measure the height of the cliff at the bottom of the […]