Oh hello, you look divine …. how are the boys? ….. did they build that shrine?
I’m not too sure – is this one mine? …. yes, I used the Northern line ….
Did you hear about Uncle Lime? ….. and then the incident with sisal twine ….
No, he’s fine ….. [that doorway’s crooked, if I just had my plumb-line]
Sorry, sorry, I got diverted ….. they had a look and it’s benign ..
What do you think – beech or antique pine?
I can’t stay long ….. [is that dessert wine?]
A Japanese Umbrella pine? Mmmmm, that’s nice, top of the line –
That Gloria’s like a production line,
How many kids now ….. is it nine?
Oh no, it’s really time to go ….. we must do this another time.
“Who was that?â€
“I have no idea…… fancy a pint in the Old Grape Vine?â€
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Match of the Day
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