ON BEING GROWN UP

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If the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club don’t send me complimentary tickets for the centre court for this year’s championships I refuse to change my socks and wash my feet for the next 12 months.
I also need strawberries and cream supplied for me every day that the Championships run.
You’ve got just under a week! … *glares northwards towards London*

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(I really don’t advise the first, and I can almost guarantee the second isn’t going to happen. Lo,TG Ed)

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