NE’ER CAST A CLOUT ‘TIL MAY IS OUT

Blimey what a can of worms. I Googled this *saying* to check whether it referred to May the month, or the hawthorn flower. Some say one thing and some another.
Anyway here is a picture of some may flowers in the back garden …..

……. and here is a picture of me having cast a clout ……..

Oh. Something went wrong apparently. Still never mind, let me describe the scene to you.

I’m sitting on a deckchair with my legs akimbo having removed the majority of my clothes and my cardboard box. The sun is shining down on my pale skin whilst I catch a few rays. I’m looking slightly pained because a bee just landed on my undercrackers and I swotted it without thinking the whole thing through properly. The damp patch on my string vest is from the tears that coursed down my face for several minutes. The camera ‘shake’ is because Lo, she is a terrible Goddess was laughing for some reason………. roll on summer, it can only get better.

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