Daddy Papersurfer

I’m really not a show-off and have never been,
I didn’t scream in my pram, making quite a scene,
I didn’t wear high heels on the day I turned fifteen
Or go to my first party in a shirt made up from beans.

And on the interweave, I never ever flirt,
Or sit blogging on my sofa  wearing just a skirt,
Or claim I have a llama who’s name I say is Gert.
[*Note to self* – I’m sounding like a pervert.]

I just don’t crave attention, I’m a quiet sort of chap
It really doesn’t worry me if nobody does a clap
I’m happy just to sit here waiting for my nap.
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Oh, someone notice me please, please!!! I’d be happy with a slap!

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Match of the Day

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