I’m loathe to report this but …….. the goldfish have been cavorting! Heavens above they’re less than two years old!

Heads and tails

Honestly the youth of today! Disgusting!

courting 1 courting 2 courting 3 courting 4

I’ve heard of dogging but had no idea there was fishing as well!


Multiple partners and a lot of thrashing and splashing!

other couple

I can only hope that they were using coddoms ……..

Back to school

……. and the following day they went back to school as if nothing had happened! (That’s what happens when you give sex lessons in primary schools. Lo,TG Ed)

[BTW the only fish that has been named so far is the one with black fins – he’s called Jonathan Fang Goldfish]


Match of the Day

Miss Match