I want you all to remain calm ………..

…….. but I’m going to be without broadband for FIVE DAYS!!!!!!!

British Telecom promised that when we move [tomorrow] that our broadband connection can be moved seamlessly from here to there – apparently this is not going to be the case.

Even Lo, she is a terrible Goddess couldn’t  manage to speed things up, although there is some poor b****r at the call centre in need of therapy now.

In the interim I’ll leave Grumpy Ted and Little Ted floating around the interweave – counting. They need the practice.

In the meantime, feel free to fossick through my back catalogue and Digg me, Stumble me and Fuel me at your discretion …….. I’ll see you on the other side.