I’ve been trying to come up with a collective noun for all those annoying people in the media* who like to be known as ‘journalists’.

I have had some success after failing with ‘smug’, an ‘opinion’ and a ‘oh dear my head is stuffed up my own arse’ of journalists.


The end result? – A carrion (or carryon) of journalists.

They’re either picking over the bones of some human disaster or reporting on a skate-boarding duck with one leg and a talent for baking cupcakes, hence the alternative spellings.

*this includes television, papers, radio and all forms of social media


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