This property is for rent in the Old Town Hastings. The cost? £28000 per annum plus rates and ‘stuff’. I propose that some rich git gifts it to me so I can open a permanent space to show my genius. I guarantee that my work will increase in value as soon as I’ve died. It […]
…. might be the day. With good luck and a following wind Fairlight’s Column will be erected tomorrow. Keep an eye on social media for updates.
Here’s a thing , Scissorshop, created by me, for the edification of the masses. As I’ve said over there it’s more a religion than a craft.
WHEN awful darkness and silence reign Over the great Gromboolian plain, Through the long, long wintry nights;— When the angry breakers roar, As they beat on the rocky shore;— When Storm-clouds brood on the towering heights Of the Hills on the Chankly Bore:— Then, through the vast and gloomy dark, There moves what seems a […]
It would appear that I’ve run dry for the time being. My mind is occupied with other VERY IMPORTANT issues at the moment so I’m following the advice of Mr Colton … (well you can’t argue with a chap who went to Eton … can you?) “When you have nothing to say, say nothing.† CHARLES CALEB COLTON
Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, Tiggz, Papersurfer Junior and I have been to a wedding. (Photo courtesy of Val xxx) Tango and Penfold have tied the knot! People from around the world gathered in a winery for the ceremony and then partied on;  way past my usual bedtime. Everything went to plan – it […]
I’m wondering at what point do fringe festivals become mainstream. Perhaps the roots of all evil are showing.
