Category Archives: Match of the day

MID-WEEK MATCH

February 2, 2011 – 6:00 am

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HELP WANTED

January 5, 2011 – 6:00 am

As the age of retirement rushes towards me, I’ve decided it’s about time I got a proper job. To this end I have created a poster. Please print off as many copies as you need and put them somewhere you think suitable. Thank you. [At least Lo she is a terrible Goddess can’t say I […]

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DADDY PAPERSURFER’S CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

December 24, 2010 – 6:00 am

Tomorrow is Christmas Day. Every year it falls on the same date. What are the chances!!?! Have a lovely time with the ones that you love, the ones that are OK and the several that are barely tolerable. For the peeps who are travelling to somewhere, drive safely and for those on their own – […]

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SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP

December 23, 2010 – 6:00 am

There are various things that people don’t tell you about, about getting older. One of these things is, if you shave your ears in a vain attempt to regain control of your increasingly disobedient body, then scratching your ears creates a sound like a bowl of Rice Crispies going into melt down. Prepare yourselves for […]

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DP’S SUPPORT SERVICE

December 22, 2010 – 6:00 am

The brassiere is a wondrous thing A technical delight Without the bra the wobbly bits Could easily take flight. . Match of the Day .

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A DOT COM IDEA TO STEAL

December 21, 2010 – 6:00 am

I’ve decided to give all you young *cough* interweave entrepreneurs one of my ideas. I was thinking about all the pain and suffering that created the greatest monuments. The Pyramids, Versailles, the Taj Mahal etc – all built to immortalise at the cost of punitive taxes, blood, sweat and tears. Imagine a website where you […]

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A DOMESTIC SCENE

December 20, 2010 – 6:00 am

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess made a batch of spinach soup. As she presented it to me she announced with a mixture of hope and determination – “This should have a dramatic effect on your bowels.” (I don’t think I was hopeful… Lo,TG Ed) While I’m waiting to see what comes to pass I’ll […]

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IN THE BEGINNING

December 14, 2010 – 6:00 am

Lo, she is a terrible Goddess glanced at the boy who appeared through the door. The Frenchman disappeared into the room of great length – she ignored him. She looked intently into the boy’s eyes – myopia has that effect. She decided it was worth the effort to interrogate him. “?”   “Degas” “?”   “Picasso” “?”    […]

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SURFUGAL ….. HERE WE COME

October 14, 2010 – 6:00 am

We ain’t going by Jumbo … …. and we ain’t flying low ….. We’re travelling in the conventional way ….. ……. using a flying bedstead …….. [shove over darling] (Typical – I have to put up with your snoring even on the way to Surfugal. Lo,TG Ed) We’ll try and keep safe and I expect […]

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IN DENIAL

October 13, 2010 – 6:00 am

I’m really not a show-off and have never been, I didn’t scream in my pram, making quite a scene, I didn’t wear high heels on the day I turned fifteen Or go to my first party in a shirt made up from beans. And on the interweave, I never ever flirt, Or sit blogging on […]

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