I Told You Not To Rattle My Cage There is a long story behind most things. The story behind this creation involves two opportunists, a banana, a lawn mower and a fireman … and that just scratches the surface. The full story will never be told. I apologize now to all future followers, art historians, […]
I’m organised. Everything is ready. Roll on Saturday! [that reminds me – buy some deodorant] Healing Magic Hands made a comment the other day that has made me go bananas and buy the bestest gingernuts in the world … [actually they were on offer… somebody’s God is smiling down on me]. As I’ve often heard […]
This coming Saturday is the day that the contents of my brain will be displayed in an area Eight Foot Square. For one afternoon only I will be stripped naked for all to see on the Stade in Hastings. I hope it isn’t going to be chilly. As an added incentive I will be revealing […]
Due to the financial crisis I have not bought Lo, she is a terrible Goddess any chocolates, flowers, diamonds, gingernuts or little black numbers. Neither have I arranged to take her to the theatre, a restaurant, a fashion show or the supermarket. (Ronald will be disappointed. LO, TG Ed) However, I vow not to irritate […]
I’ve been making every effort to provide employment for the little people that live in my neck of the woods. This ‘ickle chap is thoroughly enjoying cleaning my glasses, except when I used them to stir my coffee of course. He did get some over-time that day although his glances in my direction were a […]
As this is such an important message it will remain here for about a week while I get my act together. .
