Category Archives: Gertrude

SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Gertrude, my pet llama, has been with me almost as long as I’ve had a blog. [new avid readers might like to put Gertrude in the search engine over on the right – either that or get a life of course]. Anyhoo, I was fossicking in the loft the other day and came across the […]

THE DADDY PAPERSURFER PARTY MANIFESTO

Every man, woman, child and llama will have an endless supply of gingernuts whether they want them or not. Every goddess must give peabrains a head start in discussions. Domestic appliances will be allowed to be used only by goddesses – for health and safety reasons. The default position of loo seats will be upright. […]